my world in a nutshell.
hey, i'm dan. my biggest passion is learning languages.

phatamy:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

rupindeer:

I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people

meladoodle:

how the hell am i supposed to get ‘references’ when i’ve defeated all the bosses in my previous jobs and thats why im looking for a new job in the first place

oomshi:

time to do some spring cleaning

*wipes crumbs off bed*

done

Reblogged from musedotmuoffcial, Posted by musedotmuoffcial.
musedotmuoffcial:

who needs a boyfriend when you can buy pretty dresses?

musedotmuoffcial:

who needs a boyfriend when you can buy pretty dresses?

Reblogged from musedotmuoffcial, Posted by mstrkrftz.

 Ice Canyon, Greenland

Ice Canyon, Greenland

(Source: mstrkrftz)

musedotmuoffcial:

musedotmuoffcial:

listening to vampire weekend like

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listening to the arctic monkeys like

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listening to muse like

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jeanmarcoing:

FORGETTING TO TAG SOMETHING AND RUSHING TO ADD WHAT YOU FORGOT TO TAG

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oprahkilledmydog:

i love marina and the almonds

Reblogged from aquus, Posted by brandonwalshisgay.

"Some people are so broken,
They get mad at you for being whole."

nue:

itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me

moviebun:

estifito:

get-your-ass-in-the-impala:

nurderling:

Watch this video from Cadillac. Note a few things (actor, white, rich guy, workaholic, typical cocky American, very unrealistic). This is not a parody video, they’re being completely serious.

Now watch Ford’s response.

I can’t explain it very well just please watch both of these videos okay Ford burns Cadillac so bad okay it’s so good.

"That’s the upside of giving a damn."

You better hope winter is coming, bitch. You’re gonna need it for that burn.

This is just too perfect.

Also, I think the description on the Ford video’s YouTube page is important:

Why do we work so hard? There are a lot of opinions. Pashon Murray, founder of Detroit Dirt (http://www.detroitdirt.org) explains that for some of us, it’s about trying to make the world a better place. #Upside

This is why Ford is the best American car company.

(Source: nurdeling)

justgo-up:

thousands of flower petals covering a town, blasted from a neighboring volcano, in Costa Rica.

sad but true

sad but true